At Proctor and Lever, we don't penalize women for thinking with their emotions. We celebrate them for thinking less with their brains, by paying them almost 4/5ths of what we pay our men.
At Proctor and Lever, we know that ethnic minorities can serve many of the same functions as whites. That's why we employ several of them, and pay them almost as much as our white women.
Do your legs not work? We have ramp. Born the wrong gender? We offer unisex portable toilet structures within a mile of each of our facilities. We hire all kinds of irregular models, because at Proctor and Lever, we believe that we are all God's children in the dark.